Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
so i just
Young Tom Hanks was so hot, he started Forrest fires.
Snow? Hmm… You live somewhere on the northern hemisphere then… I SHALL TRACK YOU DOWN. Do you live in Norway, Denmark or Finland? I’m very jealous of the snow btw we just got rain :( ahaha oh dear what to tell? I want to study Classics at uni, I love the colour yellow and I play alto sax… EXCITING HUH? x
Ooooh I remember! Silly me! Argh hello there secret Santa :) how’re you this dandy winter day? X
Omigosh I feel so blessed ;) I’m good thanks… But I’m confused cause I can’t remember signing up for a Secret Santa thingy, just running one?